Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Truth About HIM

Ok this is not a spoof so bad luck if u came here looking for one i am going to rant about someone who is quite famous and has intrigued me throughout my childhood. OK without further adieu presenting the duuuuuude of our topic today HIM. Who HIM u may ask and i will tell u ITS HIM FROM PPG. PPG HUH!! WAT WHO WTFAX!!! PPG - THE POWER FRICKING PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GIRLS ya that's right..a picture should be down here somewhere ah there it is...


Yes as i was saying this character is very mysterious. Obviously the creators of PPG was on crack or other mind elevating substances when the created such a character as u can see he is a little bit of demon, lobster, and hispanic even...He wears pink candyfloss around his neck and his privates or is it attached to his dresss oooh. okay its attached to his dress. He also wears pointy boots that go way upto his thighs. Now the question here at hand is IS HIM GAY..

Well i always have believed HIM to be gay. But what i found was shocking indeed...
Take a look at this..BAAAM... Thats right take a close look.... (mini boobies can be seen i know Omkar will like :) ...)Thats not HIM. That i am presuming is HER holy molly and he has two kids.I guess they are called HE and SHE and all wear candyfloss. So or all who that HIM was gay think again he is married and has two kids unless he is living a lie and judging from the picture looks like they are a happy family all smiles : ) so final verdict HIM is not gay he is the dad of two kids.
So this came as a shock to me sooo I had to post it. If u already knew this geez kapish are u gay for knowing this before hand..

Thursday, June 18, 2009

She Talks To Angels

She was a little girl in a wild, overgrown garden and the tall grass dwarfed her.She was hairy , wearing the green hoodie with the pimped out socks and smoked mary-janes. She was bent over a tiny puddle when a catterpillar came from the beehind. It was caterpie the poke'mon(Gotta catch them All) . The caterpie was pissed off that this little girl was smoking the grass and he didn't get to eat it. The little girl happened to have a set of balls. Poke'balls not the male genetalia so she threw the ball to catch it and nothing happened. This was one pissed of caterpie and didn't want to be caught. She battled it with a twig and eventually struck it on its head which led to the dislocation of the caterpie's spinal cord and it died instantly. But little did she know that millions of caterpie babies would emerge from the carcass of the dead mother caterpie. She made a run for it. She was chased 10 miles by the tiny caterpie babies. There she saw Ash the imba trainer and asked for his help he took out his imba fire pokemon and owned the babies and all was well. Before she knew it she was sitting in some garden she was tripping balls and the caterpie she saw was his penis. Yes folks it is tragic.
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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Info

Ok so lets get things straight here i am not mocking Srikanth's blog number one and this blog is not dedicated to poke fun only at Srikanth's blog number two its just what came to my mind when i read his post. So next post could be about a certain overweight friend of mine just have to wait and see, why should srikanth have all the fun : )

Friday, June 12, 2009

Follow the blue bunny.

"Where's the blue bunny?" she sat and wondered. It was missing. Obviously it was missing. After Roger got framed he took to hiding. He was no where to be found and he wasn't blue either another common misconception people had about the infamous Roger the rabbit. With Judge Doom hot on rogers tail he had no choice but to call for help. He hurried to the nearest phone booth and quickly dialed the number and the answer to his prayers picked up it was non other than the G.I Joe .
Yes the G.I.Frickin JOE. So with the combined efforts of G.I.Joe and roger rabbit they quickly raided Judge Doom who had kidnapped Jessica(roger's fiance). Judge Doom was not able to comprehend the might of the GI JOE and accepted defeat and when he was asked why he said that he had to give up a GI JOE doll for a rabbit that his sister got. So he made it his a list priority to hunt down all the rabbit like creatures. The GI JOE were moved by his confession and said that they would go easy on him Jessica reunited with roger sat on her bed and kissed roger and wondered "Why me? bad things do happen" she thought. It was her first bunny( Get it ).