She Talks To Angels

She was a little girl in a wild, overgrown garden and the tall grass dwarfed her.She was hairy , wearing the green hoodie with the pimped out socks and smoked mary-janes. She was bent over a tiny puddle when a catterpillar came from the beehind. It was caterpie the poke'mon(Gotta catch them All) . The caterpie was pissed off that this little girl was smoking the grass and he didn't get to eat it. The little girl happened to have a set of balls. Poke'balls not the male genetalia so she threw the ball to catch it and nothing happened. This was one pissed of caterpie and didn't want to be caught. She battled it with a twig and eventually struck it on its head which led to the dislocation of the caterpie's spinal cord and it died instantly. But little did she know that millions of caterpie babies would emerge from the carcass of the dead mother caterpie. She made a run for it. She was chased 10 miles by the tiny caterpie babies. There she saw Ash the imba trainer and asked for his help he took out his imba fire pokemon and owned the babies and all was well. Before she knew it she was sitting in some garden she was tripping balls and the caterpie she saw was his penis. Yes folks it is tragic.
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Ok so lets get things straight here i am not mocking Srikanth's blog number one and this blog is not dedicated to poke fun only at Srikanth's blog number two its just what came to my mind when i read his post. So next post could be about a certain overweight friend of mine just have to wait and see, why should srikanth have all the fun : )

Follow the blue bunny.

"Where's the blue bunny?" she sat and wondered. It was missing. Obviously it was missing. After Roger got framed he took to hiding. He was no where to be found and he wasn't blue either another common misconception people had about the infamous Roger the rabbit. With Judge Doom hot on rogers tail he had no choice but to call for help. He hurried to the nearest phone booth and quickly dialed the number and the answer to his prayers picked up it was non other than the G.I Joe .
Yes the G.I.Frickin JOE. So with the combined efforts of G.I.Joe and roger rabbit they quickly raided Judge Doom who had kidnapped Jessica(roger's fiance). Judge Doom was not able to comprehend the might of the GI JOE and accepted defeat and when he was asked why he said that he had to give up a GI JOE doll for a rabbit that his sister got. So he made it his a list priority to hunt down all the rabbit like creatures. The GI JOE were moved by his confession and said that they would go easy on him Jessica reunited with roger sat on her bed and kissed roger and wondered "Why me? bad things do happen" she thought. It was her first bunny( Get it ).

She smiled at Him

She smiled at him.He knew what she was thinking. They ran out into the yard. There they met Droopy the detective and it was all imba like. He said that he was on a secret mission and they had to climb the beanstalk to rescue Jack from the Giant they hurried up the tree and went on stealth mode. There they were reinforced by Dripple. They went in into the house. " Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum i am going to eat your bum and wash it down with rum and then going to smoke some and chew some bubble gum" is the first thing they heard now Droopy being the experienced campaigner that he is knew there was very little time they prepared for a full frontal assault on the giant Droopy pulled out his uzi and let the bullets fly, Dripple pulled out a fully customized SMG and he and she did nothing, suddenly out of no where several of the giants pocket fairies came charging and took out Dripple.Seeing his son in danger Droopy went on rage mode and raised as much hell he could taking out all the fairies. Then Jack from behind grabbed she. It was a set up the Giant and jack were together all this while. Then the inevitable happened the hound came out of no where and saved the day with ferocious bites to the giant and jack instantly killing both of them. While climbing down He broke her doll or something and were angry and they went of seperate ways and looked back at each other and was happy and random jibberish. Now back to the heroes Droopy and the Hound they settled their differences for the time being and went off their seperate ways and Droopy rushed Dripple to the hospital where he was treated for multiple bone fractures and flesh wounds.

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