She Talks To Angels

She was a little girl in a wild, overgrown garden and the tall grass dwarfed her.She was hairy , wearing the green hoodie with the pimped out socks and smoked mary-janes. She was bent over a tiny puddle when a catterpillar came from the beehind. It was caterpie the poke'mon(Gotta catch them All) . The caterpie was pissed off that this little girl was smoking the grass and he didn't get to eat it. The little girl happened to have a set of balls. Poke'balls not the male genetalia so she threw the ball to catch it and nothing happened. This was one pissed of caterpie and didn't want to be caught. She battled it with a twig and eventually struck it on its head which led to the dislocation of the caterpie's spinal cord and it died instantly. But little did she know that millions of caterpie babies would emerge from the carcass of the dead mother caterpie. She made a run for it. She was chased 10 miles by the tiny caterpie babies. There she saw Ash the imba trainer and asked for his help he took out his imba fire pokemon and owned the babies and all was well. Before she knew it she was sitting in some garden she was tripping balls and the caterpie she saw was his penis. Yes folks it is tragic.
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